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                                      Vol. XI, No. 45

 In This Issue:                          
 "Who Says 'Size' Really Doesn't Matter?"

From: Daryl Logullo                             East of Frostproof, Fla.
Friday, 7:49 a.m.

Dear Marketing Student,

    Whoever said that SIZE doesn't matter never saw this study.

    That's because in Berlin, Germany last week, scientists confirmed that size indeed does matter. At least when it comes to smelling power and having a fat or big nose.

   Turns out, scientists and researchers spent three long years treating
smelling disorders at the Un
iversity of Cologne (located in Germany). They examined 95 noses of men between the ages of 25 and 58 over three years. And sure enough, they found a direct link between nostril size and odor sensitivity. 

   "We found the bigger the nostril, the better the smelling power," said University of Cologne spokesman Christoph Uhlhaas. He continued...


"It's NOT Just Outer Size & Circumference 
That Counts."

   Now obviously, hearing this news you could have easily created a
special category for lifetime initiation into the 'Buh-Duh' Hall-of-Fame.

   Or better yet, replied (like me) by saying, "Who the heck cares! What does this have to be with me getting more client referrals?"

   The truth is, these scientists have been locked in white rooms for so long, all they're really "smelling" is each others body odor. Kind of like business people with their follow-the-heard, don't-ask-questions mentality. If you ask me, we'd all be better off if we took research like this...

                
Grab It With a Pair of Vise-Grips... and
Torture It With a Chain Saw.

      Speaking of which... chainsaw wielding men (and women) are nothing
to be afraid of. 
They're actually quite a joy. That's because many people along the Eastern U.S. have been smashed recently by Hurricanes
(including yours, truly.) Some are still flooded today.

   And if this has happened to you or someone you know, then -- YES --
I do know
how you feel. And despite what you may think or what your
mind is focused on...


Chain Saws and Client Referrals 
Have A Lot In Common!

   Let's get into the meat of my advice today, shall we? 

   I want you to read this true story.
 

   Where I live in Florida, there are tons of beautiful oak hammocks.
Live Oaks, Scrub Oaks, Laurel Oaks... you name it. Many trees reach three-stories in height and are 60 feet or wider.

   The wood is so strong some say the Live Oak is "showing off" as it
holds its tremendous limbs wide. 
It's very strong against the wind...
except, of course, when there's a Category 3, 4 or 5 Hurricane.

   Anyhow, my neighbor Sue -- an older, single woman -- lost a massive oak, about 15 feet around, a la Hurricane Frances. Scared and concerned, she knew it would cost her around two grand to have it removed. And as a pre-school teacher, she simply didn't have the extra cash at the time.

   Going on eight days without A/C, cable, fans, lights, microwave...
refrigerator, freezer, and ALL other forms of BASIC electricity... 
one afternoon a bunch of men show up at Sue's house enduring the
sweltering 95-plus degree heat, humidity and biting mosquitoes, and...


They Were Wielding Loud Equipment As They 
Knocked On Her Door... With...  
  

    Hearts filled with love. Turns out, the Southern Baptist Convention
has an outreach program called "Disaster Relief."

   I'll spare the details. But u
nbeknownst to me (or Sue), when a Hurricane or other disaster strikes, the SBC dispatches Christian
volunteers outfitted with million dollar equipment that would embarrass a Stihl sponsored Alaskan lumberjack team.

  In this case, it was six, 50-plus something, semi-retired men from the great Volunteer state of Tennessee. All these dudes do is travel from place to place, help people... and then move on. Like modern day superheroes. And I witnessed their marvel firsthand.

  Now pay attention at what I'm going to explain to you buckwheat:

  • These guys gave unselfishly. They created a relationship with a perfect stranger. They put her needs ahead of their own. And they showed care, concern, empathy and compassion. All which led to a truly memorable experience in only a few hours.

  Today, Sue goes NOWHERE without telling others the story. She's stark-raging-mad-lunatic about these guys. Amazing.

  Heck.. I'm even telling it to thousands of subscribers just like you!

  Remember: More referrals come once people have experiences with you.

  Yes... the men devoured Sue's downed oak tree in under 4 hours. The
thing looked like wood chips inside of a hampster cage. They packed up their white Chevy Dually with the extended Rallye Series truck trailer... their Suzuki Quadrunners equipped with steel tow chains, Husky brand face screen, gloves, and Forest wrap chaps... and then they...
 

Road Off Into the Sunset
Like Frickin' Tonto and the Lone Ranger.

  Did you get my drift? Increase your referrals by creating "WOW" experiences for people.

Sincerely,
Daryl Logullo
    P.S.-- Question: Why would I give you concrete strategies and
           advice on how to increase your client referrals? 

            Answers:

            a. I'm creating my own "WOW" experience for you.

            b. It's time somebody did something to help people
               with their business referrals.

            c. This month (September) is my favorite month.

            (The correct answer is A & B.) 

            If you chose answer "C"... go experience your own frickin'
           
Hurricane and then...get some serious psychological help,
            you sick-o.

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